Dear Noob,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me under the bus and I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant. I'm sure you're high enough to understand the middle east. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked a new life as a clone.

Warm regards,
-Tommy-